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April MacIntyre
about the web site author:
Raised in the historical Simmons estate built in 1865 on Baker Road in Little Nahant, April survived her childhood by perfecting the art of snow bank diving, riding her bicycle indoors and tree hugging whenever the local bullies were nearby. Completing her Catechism at St. Thomas Aquinas, she soon became disenchanted with the Vatican II changes in the Church, performing Latin Mass in the privacy of her own room with her beloved Virgin Mary statues and wishnik dolls in the audience. Dead smack in the middle of puberty she was abducted to Florida in a short enough time period to avoid Melanoma or picking up any usable Spanish. Enduring her Fatherīs incessant upward job climbing, she was taken against her will to Texas where she was forced to enroll in elocution lessons, perform the cotton-eyed joe and eat chicken fried steak by the locals. A lukewarm college performance in Houston was followed by another westward move to Beverly Hills where her future husband lived. Today she resides happily with her family and Samoyed in Calabasas and is currently plotting her escape from California.
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